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Title: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool
Post by: funcouple on July 26, 2019, 10:39:48 PM
I arrived here for a 3 day sales trip and I decided to g across the street to a little bar for a drink or two. I was wearing the top I have on in our profile picture with my husband and found a stool at the bar between two 20 something girls and a middle age couple. The bartender handed my drink to me and said it was on the house. One of the 20 somethings said, "so if a woman comes in here half topless she get a free drink" and the other one added, "it is a good thing that she is not topless because at her age those oversized boobs would sag to the floor." I asked if they thought that a 54 year old woman was too old to wear something sexy and the middle age woman said, "sexy is one thing and slutty is another". Needless to say I just finished my drink and came back to my hotel room. I text messaged my husband back at home and said I was going to post on here to see what you thought about what had just happened.
Title: Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool
Post by: walkstall on July 27, 2019, 04:28:18 AM


Sounds like some young girls have problems with a young good looking 54 year old.   :lol: 

The middle age woman has even a bigger problem.   Myself at my age I would have to go along with the bartender.   :thumbup:
Title: Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool
Post by: funcouple on July 27, 2019, 05:19:46 AM
As the HUSBAND half of funcouple, I would have to completely agree with Walkingtall and say that everyone BUT the bartender had an issue at the bar that my wife went to last night. I am sure he just wanted her sitting at the bar so he could get I nice view of those big jugs (and maybe even get his hands on them). With my wife out of town, A buddy and I went out to a strip club last night and decided to come back here (too expensive drink at the club) for more beers and got into an all night porn and jack off session. I didn't pick up her text message until now that she had posted on her. Who is with me out there and think my wife should go topless on here and we can all judge weather those huge tits sag or not???
Title: Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool
Post by: Solar on July 27, 2019, 06:11:20 AM
I'm with the middle aged woman, there's sexy, and there's slutty.
I had a girlfriend decades ago who was always starved for attention, male or female, didn't matter. Her daddy had spent thousands on reconstructive surgery, from boobs to butt and complete facial reconstruction.
The surgeon did an amazing job, she truly was drop dead gorgeous, but even surgery can't hide ugly to the bone vanity. Dumped her ass when I figured out there was no repacking that baggage.
Daddy should have spent the money on a shrink first.

Which begs the question, why are you starved for attention? Class speaks louder than slut.
Title: Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool
Post by: Solar on July 27, 2019, 06:39:27 AM
Quote from: funcouple on July 27, 2019, 05:19:46 AM
As the HUSBAND half of funcouple, I would have to completely agree with Walkingtall and say that everyone BUT the bartender had an issue at the bar that my wife went to last night. I am sure he just wanted her sitting at the bar so he could get I nice view of those big jugs (and maybe even get his hands on them). With my wife out of town, A buddy and I went out to a strip club last night and decided to come back here (too expensive drink at the club) for more beers and got into an all night porn and jack off session. I didn't pick up her text message until now that she had posted on her. Who is with me out there and think my wife should go topless on here and we can all judge weather those huge tits sag or not???
Take a fuckin hike Freaks. Fun couple my ass, I've seen a better quality of people at the Folsom Street Freak show in SF.
Title: Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool
Post by: Solars Toy on July 27, 2019, 06:39:39 AM
Quote from: funcouple on July 27, 2019, 05:19:46 AM
As the HUSBAND half of funcouple, I would have to completely agree with Walkingtall and say that everyone BUT the bartender had an issue at the bar that my wife went to last night. I am sure he just wanted her sitting at the bar so he could get I nice view of those big jugs (and maybe even get his hands on them). With my wife out of town, A buddy and I went out to a strip club last night and decided to come back here (too expensive drink at the club) for more beers and got into an all night porn and jack off session. I didn't pick up her text message until now that she had posted on her. Who is with me out there and think my wife should go topless on here and we can all judge weather those huge tits sag or not???

No thanks...  This is not a forum for you and your wife to expose yourselves.
Title: Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool
Post by: Solar on July 27, 2019, 06:47:10 AM
I have a feeling this is some virgin millennial living out a fantasy with his imaginary gay friend, has ever even kissed a girl before, let alone touched one.
How sad is that? You don't have a life beyond moms basement so you post anonymously around the web hoping someone else will share in your lie.
Title: Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool
Post by: Sick Of Silence on July 27, 2019, 08:59:57 AM
Quote from: Solar on July 27, 2019, 06:39:27 AM
Take a fuckin hike Freaks. Fun couple my ass, I've seen a better quality of people at the Folsom Street Freak show in SF.

With how many Liberals that come here to troll, this is nothing. Let them stay.

However, this might not be the forum for them. They need to have an opinion on something political or social first. Even if it is concentrated on a particular segment of it like I am.
Title: Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool
Post by: Solar on July 27, 2019, 11:30:56 AM
Quote from: Sick Of Silence on July 27, 2019, 08:59:57 AM
With how many Liberals that come here to troll, this is nothing. Let them stay.

However, this might not be the forum for them. They need to have an opinion on something political or social first. Even if it is concentrated on a particular segment of it like I am.
It wasn't "They". It was one leftist troll with with serious problems. Not the first time I've seen this, nor the last. Just freaks.
Title: Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool
Post by: walkstall on July 27, 2019, 04:30:12 PM
Quote from: Solar on July 27, 2019, 11:30:56 AM
It wasn't "They". It was one leftist troll with with serious problems. Not the first time I've seen this, nor the last. Just freaks.

Wow a freak at the highest.   :lol:  Is it a she a he or an it with a very serious problem!?   My hand is on the delete when you say it's time. 

I must be getting old!!   :blink:
Title: Re: was it my big boobs or just the wrong stool
Post by: Solar on July 27, 2019, 05:03:32 PM
Quote from: walkstall on July 27, 2019, 04:30:12 PM
Wow a freak at the highest.   :lol:  Is it a she a he or an it with a very serious problem!?   My hand is on the delete when you say it's time. 

I must be getting old!!   :blink:
I banned the freak this morning. But it is a freak, so expect the turd to resurface.