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Started by Shooterman, May 10, 2011, 01:58:06 PM

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Shooterman

Not so, Walks. The Good Lord and Gabriel was walking around Heaven taking about building the Earth and the firmaments, and I was cleaning the spittoons hidden behind some of the smaller clouds. Old Gabe loved a good chew and when he spit, he sometimes splattered it all over. My job was to keep everything tidy and clean and polish the spittoons. God and Gabe were trying to decide what to call things and especially the stuff that plants and trees would grow in when He made the Earth, and he spotted me behind a little cloud, and boomed out, What's your name, boy?' I replied, it's Dirt , Sir. 'Dirt', He asked. I said yessir. 'Are you funnin' me, boy'? Oh no Lord, that's my name. Dirt, it is, Sir. He looked at Gabe and said 'call that growing stuff Dirt'.

That's how Dirt got it's name. No fooling, Honest Injun, would I lie to you?
There's no ticks like Polyticks-bloodsuckers all Davy Crockett 1786-1836

Yankees are like castor oil. Even a small dose is bad.
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walkstall

Quote from: Shooterman on May 11, 2011, 07:46:57 PM
Not so, Walks. The Good Lord and Gabriel was walking around Heaven taking about building the Earth and the firmaments, and I was cleaning the spittoons hidden behind some of the smaller clouds. Old Gabe loved a good chew and when he spit, he sometimes splattered it all over. My job was to keep everything tidy and clean and polish the spittoons. God and Gabe were trying to decide what to call things and especially the stuff that plants and trees would grow in when He made the Earth, and he spotted me behind a little cloud, and boomed out, What's your name, boy?' I replied, it's Dirt , Sir. 'Dirt', He asked. I said yessir. 'Are you funnin' me, boy'? Oh no Lord, that's my name. Dirt, it is, Sir. He looked at Gabe and said 'call that growing stuff Dirt'.

That's how Dirt got it's name. No fooling, Honest Injun, would I lie to you?

God always did lke you best.   ;D
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

Shooterman

Quote from: walkstall on May 11, 2011, 08:51:48 PM

God always did lke you best.   ;D

What's not to like? ;D
There's no ticks like Polyticks-bloodsuckers all Davy Crockett 1786-1836

Yankees are like castor oil. Even a small dose is bad.
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walkstall

A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

Mighty_Mouse

LOL, youse guys are too much! Congrats, Shooter, on the excellent checkup results, and Solar, happy you're still here (not as happy as ST, I expect tho), also walkstall.  :))
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