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General Category => Entertainment => Topic started by: walkstall on August 26, 2011, 03:28:13 PM

Title: E-Mail Entertainment
Post by: walkstall on August 26, 2011, 03:28:13 PM
 ;D
 
A Herd of Cattle, A Flock of Chickens.  The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic (great word, huh?) collective nouns for the various groups of animals.
 
We are all familiar with a Herd of cattle, a Flock of chickens, a School of
fish and a Gaggle of geese.
 
However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well
as their cousins the rooks and ravens), a Crutch of lobster, an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.
 
Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most
obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.
And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?
 
Believe it or not ....... a Congress!
 
I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington.

 
Title: Re: E-Mail Entertainment
Post by: Solars Toy on September 02, 2011, 08:27:41 PM
This should be on the jokes page... :)) :))