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Offline quiller

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"Fat Actress" joke
« on: April 29, 2012, 11:43:55 AM »
Best headline EVAH for the weight-obsessed Kirstie Alley, star of the brief TV series Fat Actress.....

Kirstie Alley goes from size 14 to size 4, loses equivalent of one Olsen Twin

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/09/15/kirstie-alley-goes-from-size-14-to-size-4-loses-equivalent-of-one-olsen-twin/

Alley's picture shows a babe's figure for a 60-year-old. Not so sure I'd date a woman with eyes that cold, but that's a different story!


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Re: "Fat Actress" joke
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2012, 04:33:37 PM »
She needs to lighten up on the dark eye makeup. It really makes her look mean or as you say .....cold.
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Re: "Fat Actress" joke
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2012, 12:44:40 AM »
/thread rises from the grave

You know, except for her hands which are a wrinkle factory all to themselves, she looks good.

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