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Wacky Conspiracies List
« on: August 01, 2013, 07:31:28 AM »
I want to share the wackiest conspiracy theories I have come across, all of which are still believed by many today, if you have knowledge about conspiracies or if you have information or experience regarding these theories please share them.

Note: the titles are just how I would define them in one sentence, they have many different names.

Dual Entity/Power of Attorney Conspiracy

This conspiracy is very strange, I don't know if I can explain it that good because the people who thought it up has to be either hippies or on drugs.
Basically it is the premise that the government owns your body and that by paying taxes and voting you are giving the authority power of attorney over you in which they can incarcerate you and hold you accountable for things they choose. It is a little deeper but this is the premise, when the police talk to you they are talking to you the document and not you the person.. or something. It also claims that the birth certificate is ownership of property, proof that you belong to the state.

Solution: Stop paying taxes, stop voting, destroy your passport/identification and all other documents etc.

Believers: Fringe groups of atheists and Christians, but from my experience the majority of believers are anarchists and the politically disillusioned.

US Military Industrial Complex famous Weather Control Device aka HAARP

This one is hilarious, it claims that "High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program" is a fully functioning and operational WMD that is being deployed and used frequently.
Apparently the US military is using HAARP to kill dolphins in the middle east (yes they actually believe this), there is some people that claim it is also being used to destroy the earths UV shield in order to give everyone cancer.
HAARP is also being blamed by this crowd to have caused all the mayor tsunamis, tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes and can also function like a ION cannon.

believers: Mostly people with anti US sentiment and obvious PHD's in Meteorology.

What are they spraying us? aka Chemtrails

This one is pretty well known, i will not go into details here but it is basically the US state department or some shadow government directorate spraying either chemicals or microscopic glass particles into the atmosphere to (1) kill the US population (2) make the US population stupid (3) give people cancer

believers: all kinds of conspiracy freaks, sadly G.Edward Griffon believes in this too.

Reptilian Overlords / Shapeshifters

The more wacko conspiracy theory I have come across, there are many youtube clips and distorted images that show "proof" of these reptilian. I haven't gone too much into it, i.e I don't know the scifi background story as I find it just too stupid and blasphemous to begin with.
The premise is basically all the world leaders, bankers (or banksters as they call them), msm personalities (especially FOX news) and corporate bosses are reptilian shape shifters.

Pushers: I want to add that the people pushing this belief are the same ones who are pushing other conspiracy theories I have added below, I don't know what to call them as they seem to be a group that consist of collectivists, new agers, socialists and occultists. What they all have in common is hatred of Capitalism and Christianity.

Believers: The believers are all kinds of conspiracy freaks and the pushers themselves of course.
Solution: Embrace the "new" paradigm of occult collectivism and destroy civilization as we know it both economically, culturally and politically.

The United States of America Incorporated

Here we go again with the misplaced anger at corporations, but wait it is better, this does not claim that the US belongs to corporations, it claims the US is a corporation!
It differs about the revolutionary war and the war of 1812 but the short story is that the US lost the war against Britain and was instead in order to trick the people made into a corporation belonging to the british crown and or Rothschild. The real government is located within the city of London.
The President is chosen by the British or Banks and the US constitution is really just a corporate charter or something equivalent.

This one has many varations.

Jesus the Sun God / Zeitgeist Conspiracy

This is a very popular one, and it is wholly embraced by many atheists. It claims that all mythologies share the same origin in being simple mix of astronomy and astrology.
If you are ignorant about other mythologies, religions and deeper Christianity it is a often embraced logical fallacy which premise is that all religions/mythologies describe the same event which is the continual death and rebirth of Messiah(Sun) followed by the constellation orion (three kings) and the 12 signs of the zodiac (12 disciples).
If you have any knowledge you will immediately recognize this as falsehood and foolish as it simply does not hold up to the facts which we know, especially when you study other mythologies they say describe the same event.

Pushers: these are the same people that are pushing the Reptilian Overlord conspiracy. The pushers are occultists some new age groups but also some members of established occultist organizations such as O.T.O and other Blavatsky or Aleister Crowley offshoot groups. It was the organization Blavatsky belonged too that pioneered this conspiracy and they actually tried to conquer India with it, but failed horribly.
Believers: As stated this one is very popular among young atheists, though of course most atheists like normal people view the reptilian overlord conspiracy as a step too far, many atheists believe this conspiracy because it adds credence to their already embraced notion of religion as a hoax.

zeitgeist the movie is very popular and pushes this conspiracy.

Resource Based Economy

This conspiracy is a collectivist economical theory, but it is really a conspiracy because it claims all the worlds ills and inequalities is a result of capitalism. You see the world has been 100% capitalist the last +200 years or so and today the greedy corporations control government and economy.
The premise also claims that When you purchase a product the price you pay is not the "real" price, you use currency which is a tool of the elite capitalist overlord at a price much lower than the actual cost (yes yes you heard right, the corporations sell products at a loss) this it ensure their control. Nevermind the details.

Solution: Enter Resource Based Economy, this wonderful model makes currency obsolete, you see the answer is simple, a Global Government Commission with 100% control over 100% of the worlds resources that "ensures" everyone get their fair share regardless of work (Of course such an institution would never succumb to corruption no? well that is the premise)
Pushers: Globalists, collectivists, green eco-fascist groups etc
Believers: all the useful fools as Lenin called them.


There are so many others, please share if you know any or have any thoughts on them






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Re: Wacky Conspiracies List
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2013, 08:28:49 AM »
And here's how they begin.
And to those that think they're real, they're not. It was a contest held by http://www.worth1000.com/
http://one-vibration.com/group/egyptianandatlantianorigins/forum/topics/giant-human-skeletons-are-they#.Ufp8UW3ie3o
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Re: Wacky Conspiracies List
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2013, 09:20:20 AM »
Donald Rumsfeld once underwent hand surgery without numbing, and remarked, "I worked in the Nixon administration. I'm used to pain."

What if instead, he's an alien shape-shifter off the same ship as Darth Vader, former VP Richard Cheney-Halliburton? (Leading to, where are they hiding their Death Star?)

I mean, if we want to prove or disprove the shape-shifter claim, we should ask both these dudes to whip off both socks and shoes so we can check for cloven hooves, right?

After that, just draw random names from Congress until you test 'em all.

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Re: Wacky Conspiracies List
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2016, 11:09:37 AM »
Reptilian Overlords / Shapeshifters

Oh, nooo, not Taylor Swift! Please, tell me this is not true. Reptilians busted or not?

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Re: Wacky Conspiracies List
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2016, 11:47:36 AM »
Oh, nooo, not Taylor Swift! Please, tell me this is not true. Reptilians busted or not?



Well that was a waste of time, you could not even read there lips most of the time.   :lol:
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Re: Wacky Conspiracies List
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2016, 12:10:14 PM »
Oh, nooo, not Taylor Swift! Please, tell me this is not true. Reptilians busted or not?
Now, had you claimed Moochelle, you could have fooled me. :biggrin:
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Re: Wacky Conspiracies List
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2016, 12:13:08 PM »
By the way, great thread Mountainshield. :thumbup:
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Re: Wacky Conspiracies List
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2016, 02:53:32 PM »
Don't forget that G.W. Bush is an android sent to the future by Hitler.

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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2016, 06:34:00 AM »
Now, had you claimed Moochelle, you could have fooled me. :biggrin:

There is about him too, but it's not as convincible as this one. :smile: But there is something else.

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