RICK PERRY The Bilderberg Approved Candidate

[Harry]

Seriously?
Do you know how many island retreats there are in the world?
It would be very easy to meet below the radar.

I'm pretty sure they know about my poker games. We notice things in the sky, just out of hearing range, that are probably black helicopters.

[Solar]

I'm pretty sure they know about my poker games. We notice things in the sky, just out of hearing range, that are probably black helicopters.

I think they've upgraded to satellites after they were caught tapping into Nielsen ratings TV boxes and spying on my neighbor, who happened to be a janitor at a school that had a shop teacher that once met Ramsey Hildergard that knew a guy that met the President of Romania.

They are an evil group!

[Harry]

I think they've upgraded to satellites after they were caught tapping into Nielsen ratings TV boxes and spying on my neighbor, who happened to be a janitor at a school that had a shop teacher that once met Ramsey Hildergard that knew a guy that met the President of Romania.

They are an evil group!

Ha! Proof at last!

[Solar]

Ha! Proof at last!

:))
You can take that to the bank!

[Harry]

:))
You can take that to the bank!

We almost had a picture of one, on the beer soaked disposable camera that happened to be the only one handy, but all it shows is a big red streak that seems to be heading into the stratosphere at incredible speed. Seriously, this is area 51 stuff! :o

[Solar]

We almost had a picture of one, on the beer soaked disposable camera that happened to be the only one handy, but all it shows is a big red streak that seems to be heading into the stratosphere at incredible speed. Seriously, this is area 51 stuff! :o

More proof! :D

I burned toast once that had a face of an unknown man on it, and I swear it looked like one of the guys at the Bilderberg conference.
I tell ya, they are watching our every move...

[Harry]

More proof! :D

I burned toast once that had a face of an unknown man on it, and I swear it looked like one of the guys at the Bilderberg conference.
I tell ya, they are watching our every move...

My mayonnaise, has this green pattern in it that looks exactly like Al Gore, down to the lousy dental work...

[Solar]

My mayonnaise, has this green pattern in it that looks exactly like Al Gore, down to the lousy dental work...

I buy Miracle Whip, it's a Conservative company. ::)

[Harry]

I buy Miracle Whip, it's a Conservative company. ::)

I heard that the stuff was laced with mind altering chemicals that make you believe that supply-side economics work! :o

[Solar]

I heard that the stuff was laced with mind altering chemicals that make you believe that supply-side economics work! :o

Crap!!! It must be true, I've been brainwashed to believe in Capitalism over slavery. :o

[Harry]

Crap!!! It must be true, I've been brainwashed to believe in Capitalism over slavery. :o

Try the mustard! :))

[Solar]

Try the mustard! :))

You mean that French crap, gray poopon?

[Harry]

You mean that French crap, gray poopon?

Nah, it's to the point that the good yellow stuff is impregnated with other stuff.

[Solar]

Nah, it's to the point that the good yellow stuff is impregnated with other stuff.

Yeah, mustard is green, not yellow.
What is that yellow chemical anyway. some kind of drug as well?

[Harry]

Yeah, mustard is green, not yellow.
What is that yellow chemical anyway. some kind of drug as well?

The greens are green. The mustard is made from the seeds.