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Online Solar

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My Very Own Conspiracy
« on: May 17, 2013, 08:04:42 AM »
Those who know me, know I'm not one to jump to conspiracy, but this morning something happened.
As many of you know I like expensive cigars, many come in nice wooden boxes which I keep or give to friends.
Well one of these boxes have a cheaper cigar, Don Rafael, I have about 20 or 30 empty boxes, but quit ordering them a year ago when the price went up and quality plummeted.

I had one empty box sitting out on the deck, I picked it up and noticed weathering on the end where the label is branded on the box, I scraped it because it didn't look right, and to my surprise, it crumbled, exposing a hollow underside packed full of a white powder substance.

At first I thought why would they go to all the trouble to fill a flaw with plaster for such a cheap box, then it dawned on me, it has to be drugs.

The sheriff is coming out to test it in about 45 minutes, I'll update you after that.
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Re: My Very Own Conspiracy
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2013, 09:05:13 AM »
 :scared: :unsure: I hope he does not assume you are guilty of being a mule, I hope it is nothing.

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Re: My Very Own Conspiracy
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2013, 09:09:44 AM »
:scared: :unsure: I hope he does not assume you are guilty of being a mule, I hope it is nothing.
:laugh:
I thought about that after I called.
He just came out and tested it, but it didn't come up as anything, thinks it might have been plaster as a filler.

Oh well, better it wasn't something after all. :blush:
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Re: My Very Own Conspiracy
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2013, 08:04:09 PM »
ANTHRAX.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people. -- Tenth Amendment to the US Constitution

Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; IT IS FORCE. -- George Washington

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Re: My Very Own Conspiracy
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2013, 09:21:16 PM »
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Re: My Very Own Conspiracy
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2013, 09:38:54 PM »
Why would you assume something was wrong? Would you have called the sheriff if it was a realistic looking toy gun?
Why would you be scared of some harmless white powder and call the cops?

This is crazy lib shit. :wink:

Sounds to me, like you found some white powder in a cigar, panicked, and called the cops. Is that accurate?
« Last Edit: May 17, 2013, 09:46:53 PM by kramarat »

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Re: My Very Own Conspiracy
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2013, 09:56:24 PM »
Almost sounds like a lib bitch in a park that thought she saw a real gun.

Not laughing at you bro...........laughing with you. :biggrin:

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Re: My Very Own Conspiracy
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2013, 04:57:56 AM »
Almost sounds like a lib bitch in a park that thought she saw a real gun.

Not laughing at you bro...........laughing with you. :biggrin:


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Re: My Very Own Conspiracy
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2013, 06:01:32 AM »

  Let me guess it's is Friday night and the start of another weekend.   :rolleyes:
Unfortunately...
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Re: My Very Own Conspiracy
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2013, 08:39:01 AM »
Unfortunately...

No man! Everything is good.

We've got much bigger fish to fry. :biggrin:

 

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