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Offline Josie

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Am I The Only Person
« on: January 31, 2012, 01:04:00 PM »
that gets mouth raped when eating M&Ms?
I don't remember this happening when I was younger, but now when I eat M&Ms the candy shell literally cuts my mouth up as if I were eating glass....
I blame Michelle Obama, I know shes got something to do with this  :o

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Re: Am I The Only Person
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2012, 01:37:32 PM »
Age sucks, don't it.
If you really want pain, try a bowl of Capn' Crunch now that you're older. :))
It's like eating miniature razor blades...
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Re: Am I The Only Person
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2012, 02:40:02 PM »
that gets mouth raped when eating M&Ms?
I don't remember this happening when I was younger, but now when I eat M&Ms the candy shell literally cuts my mouth up as if I were eating glass....
I blame Michelle Obama, I know shes got something to do with this  :o

I doubt that.  She wants you to have 800 calorie meals so she would not approve of M&M's. You have to do as she says and not as she does.

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Re: Am I The Only Person
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2012, 02:50:53 PM »
I doubt that.  She wants you to have 800 calorie meals so she would not approve of M&M's. You have to do as she says and not as she does.
Exactly... that is why she is trying to get me to stop eating them....

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Re: Am I The Only Person
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2012, 02:52:58 PM »
Age sucks, don't it.
If you really want pain, try a bowl of Capn' Crunch now that you're older. :))
It's like eating miniature razor blades...
hahaha I was trying to avoid having to admit it was an "age thing" but it's true... I had the same problem when I had crunch berries this morning...

Idk why, but I thought you were a health food kinda guy... I guess everyones gotta have their crunch once in a while tough :)

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Re: Am I The Only Person
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2012, 03:09:47 PM »
hahaha I was trying to avoid having to admit it was an "age thing" but it's true... I had the same problem when I had crunch berries this morning...

Idk why, but I thought you were a health food kinda guy... I guess everyones gotta have their crunch once in a while tough :)
I am, but about 30 years ago Capn' Crunch sounded good as a dry snack.
It took a week for the cuts to heal :))
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Re: Am I The Only Person
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2012, 03:36:03 PM »
that gets mouth raped when eating M&Ms?
I don't remember this happening when I was younger, but now when I eat M&Ms the candy shell literally cuts my mouth up as if I were eating glass....
I blame Michelle Obama, I know shes got something to do with this  :o

Mouth rape, Miss Josie, from eating M & M's?
hahaha I was trying to avoid having to admit it was an "age thing" but it's true... I had the same problem when I had crunch berries this morning...

Idk why, but I thought you were a health food kinda guy... I guess everyones gotta have their crunch once in a while tough :)

Love M & M's and ain't never been 'mouth raped' by one.
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Re: Am I The Only Person
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2012, 07:14:40 PM »

Love M & M's and ain't never been 'mouth raped' by one.
I envy you for that.

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Re: Am I The Only Person
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2012, 05:37:47 AM »
I envy you for that.
Had a run in with Mrs fields cookies once, the bitch doesn't understand, no means no, dammit!
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