Teen girl is living with her boyfriend, 'Austin', at his parents' house. She's applied for over 10 jobs, but no luck so far.
I'll bet she'll figure it out soon enough..........'Austin! Guess what?! I'm gonna have your be-be!!'
She'll have 'Job' security for 18 years from cash inflow. The grandparents can raise the kid. Who could ask for more?
http://amarillo.com/lifestyle/advice/2015-09-25/dear-abby-teen-has-trouble-finding-direction
And when the gummint buys her a car, put this on its bumper.
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