Sorry About The Delay

Started by walkstall, May 23, 2014, 06:02:03 PM

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From our friends at Grouchy Old Cripple.

Sorry About The Delay


May 23, 2014
 

Poor Michael received the following:


WE ARE VERY SORRY ABOUT THE DELAY IN YOUR ORDER for the Nancy Pelosi urinal cake.
We must apologize, but your shipment is back ordered.
We simply cannot keep up with the demand of this very popular item.
Currently there are 18 million on back-order.
You can expect delivery as soon as possible.
Thank you for your patience.




I'm expecting the same letter about why my Obungler and Jane Fonda urinal cakes haven't arrived.
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