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« on: August 13, 2015, 09:07:54 AM »
From  http://grouchyoldcripple.com/2015/08/questions-10/


Why isn’t Hillary Rodham in jail?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Why isn’t Charles Manson dead?

Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Why hasn’t Soetoro been deported?

Why are there no ‘B’ batteries?

Why isn’t Mooch paying back what she spent on unearned vacations?

Would a Jewish vampire fear a crucifix?

Why isn’t Nidal Hasan dead?

How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?

Why is Ginsberg still in robes?

Is infertility hereditary?

Why isn’t John Kerry in Leavenworth?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it a hostage situation?

Why isn’t Nancy Pelosi in a strait jacket?

Now that Microsoft is such a huge company, shouldn’t it be called Macrosoft?

Why isn’t KSM dead?

Why hasn’t Bergdahl been shot by firing squad?

Why hasn’t Valerie Jarrett been banished?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is Jimmy Carter still relevant to anyone?

Why isn’t Tsarnaev dead

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why do sanctuary cities receive federal monies?

Why isn’t Richard Davis (Polly Klass murderer) dead?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why did the Navy consider charges against LCdr White for shooting Abulazeez?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry

Why isn’t Scott Peterson dead?

If you can’t drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game,” when we are already there?

Why isn’t Charles Ng dead?

If ghosts can walk through walls, why don’t they fall through floors?

Why hasn’t the IRS been abolished?

What book does an atheist swear on in court?

Why hasn’t The Five been cancelled?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Why isn’t James Holmes dead?

What’s the connection between being dirt poor and being filthy rich?

Why hasn’t MSNBC been turned off?

Why do we teach children never to take candy from strangers but allow them to go trick-or-treating?

Why hasn’t the EPA been abolished?

If you’re arrested for being “legally drunk,”where’s the problem?

Why isn’t Francisco Sanchez dead?

Don’t ‘caregiver’ and ‘caretaker’ basically mean the same thing?

Why hasn’t Hollywood been carpet bombed?

Why hasn’t the NYT done the honorable thing and gone out of business?

Why is Louis Farrakhan still polluting black people’s minds?

Why do we say “heads up” in situations where we really want people to duck?

Why aren’t convicted rapists castrated?

Why has the GOP become a RINO sanctuary?

Why does the word lisp have an “s”?

Why aren’t illegal aliens kicked out of the country for breaking the law by being here?

Why is DeBlasio still in office?

Why didn’t we learn anything about trust from Clinton’s agreement with Kim?

Why do so many blacks in Chicago die by gunfire if weapons are not allowed?

Why do Democrats get a pass from the MSM for offenses Republicans resign for?

Why hasn’t Islam been outlawed in the US and all its territories?

What happens in court when you’re asked to swear to tell the truth and you say “No”?

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Re: questions...
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2015, 10:36:08 AM »
Those are pretty good!!

My two favorites were.......

Why has the GOP become a RINO sanctuary?

Why hasn’t Islam been outlawed in the US and all its territories?



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« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2015, 03:19:54 AM »
Why hasn't Hollywood been carpet-bombed?   :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2015, 06:08:11 AM »
Why are we not enforcing our immigration laws?

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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2015, 07:05:32 AM »
Why are we not enforcing our immigration laws?

I suspect that will change radically after the 2016 election.

If the candidates have learned nothing else, they know that America is sick and tired of this lawlessness! 

 

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